Every second day Mummy and Daddy torture me by putting me through a bath. I'm not sure why they do it, but here's some nekkid photos of myself in the bath and my description of this torture that they put me through.

Stage 1 : Mummy and Daddy get a new set of clothes out for me and set up the bath. Then they undress me, and wash my face and my hair. This makes it go all curly and very unfashionable, so I normally start to cry about this time to let them know that I'm not at all happy.
	Stage 2 : One of them holds onto me, and splashes water onto me, and and cleans my front with a flannel. Normally they splash me around a bit because they seem to think that I might like the whole experience.
Stage 3 : Then I get turned over and my back gets washed. Sometimes they slip a bit and my mouth touches the water and I splutter lots and cry and kick up a fuss, as that's not in my contract.
	Stage 4 : Finally they take me out of the bath and dry me off, and dress me in fresh clothes. Just as they're doing this, I often pee on myself in some sorta self-destructive rejection of the whole cleaning process.

Here's Daddy doing it to me as well. just to prove that he's in on it as well!